英语幽默故事
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Nasreddin put two big baskets of grapes on his donkey and went to market. At midday it was very hot, so he stopped in the shade of a big tree. There were several other men there, and all of them had donkeys and baskets of grapes too. After their lunch they went to sleep. After some time, Nasreddin began to take grapes out of the other men's baskets and to put them in his.
Suddenly one of the men woke up and saw him. 'What are you doing?' he said angrily.
'Oh,' said Nasreddin, don't worry about me. I am half mad, and I do a lot of strange things.'
'Oh, really?' said the other man. 'Then why don't you sometimes take grapes out of your baskets and put them in somebody else's baskets?'
'You did not understand me,' said Nasreddin. I said,that I was half mad, not quite mad.'
纳斯瑞丁将两大筐葡萄放在他的毛驴背上,赶着驴向市场去。中午时,天气很炎热,他在一颗大树的树荫下停了下来。那里还有几个人,他们都带着毛驴并驮着一筐筐葡萄。吃完中饭后,这些人就睡觉了。过了一会儿,纳斯瑞丁就开始从别人筐里拿葡萄往自己筐里放。
突然,一个人醒来并看见了他在干这件事。“你在干什么?”他愤怒地说。
“哦,”纳斯瑞丁说:“不要为我担心,我是个半疯子,而且常常做一些奇怪的事。”
“啊,是吗?”另一个人说:“那么你为什么不有时从你的筐中拿葡萄往别人筐里放呢?”
“你还没明白我的话,”纳斯瑞丁说:“我说我只是个半疯,并不是全疯。”
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There was a big garden near Nasreddin's house, and it had a lot of fruit trees in it. One day Nasreddin saw some beautiful apples on one of them. He went home and got a ladder, put it against the high wall of the garden and climbed up. Then he pulled the ladder up, put it down on the


