共6篇,适合英语爱好者及青少年、儿童英语学习

7. The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow When the door open, push with your foot"

"Why use my elbow and foot"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're noting empty-hangded, are you"

小气鬼宴客

一个出了名的小气鬼终于决议要请一次客了。他在向一个朋侪诠释怎么找到他家时说“你上到五楼找中间谁人门然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后再用你的脚把门推开。经典诙谐笑话几个经典诙谐笑话。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪你总不会空着手来吧？”小气鬼回覆。

8. Who Is the Laziest

Father ：Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question Who is the laziest person in your class

Tom ：I don't know, father

Father ：Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work

Tom： Our teacher, father

中文

父亲哎汤姆今天我跟你们先生谈过现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？

汤姆我不知道爸爸。

父亲啊差池你知道！想想看当此外孩子们都在做作业、写字时谁在课堂上坐着只是看人家做作业？

汤姆我们先生爸爸。

9. 我是来装电话的 What a big deal

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the

businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."