英语笑话 生活英语 国产的笑话 高考英语

191 你老爹很爱听的一句话 “My father looks young ，he seems to be in his twenties二十几岁.” But __in___ fact he is __in his forties___. If he was really twenty now，how could you be born？（你现在十八岁）

192 这样也能睡觉？ It's quite strange that you sleep with your mouth half_closed__ 半开and eyes _open_. ----- You are cheated！He was acting 张飞 before his head was cut .It's his daily effort to be a film star

193 穷人 新标准 --_How much_ of the population of your town _are_poor? ---About 99 percent.，whose wealth are less than a million 元. For example,you are a millionair 百万富翁 when you sell your house and your kidney 肾脏

194 作文真难挤 1 If you have a problem –with-- your composition, you had better ask your teacher --_for some advice_.” But one hour later，I found there's even no title on your paper. When our teacher read his work, he hit the ceiling火冒三丈. It read “看什么看！ 回家洗衣服去！”

195 作文真难挤 2 A dull boy met a headache头痛事. The theme of the composition exam考试作文 was about "how do you like your teacher？" ---To write about how his teacher torture him？折磨他 Forget it.算了吧.Then he left a line on it 一行字“Want to see the whole全部， reply first先回复”------So，the teacher replyed him with a shining 0

196 我的休闲胜地 This is your home -where- I used to go on weekend，not the 五一square 广场 where has no free snacks and stuffs可比克之类的. This is your home which I used to come,not our teacher's home ,playing video games could be abused挨骂

197 打错一个电话 雷倒二个人 She_looked up_ a number in the phone book to make sure that she had got it right.When she dialed the number，heard this,“Hello, this is 谢霆锋，who is that？”She was too excited and fell in a faint晕倒啦（1997中考题） When I picked up the phone ，I fell in a faint too，for what I heard "Do you need 泻停封 medicine" .

198 殷勤的旅店老板 If you want to change for a double room you'll have to pay _another_ $15.
It's not necessary.To avoid you to fall down from the bed,I could install some rails for you围栏.To make sure that you sleep soundly,we offer free paper-diaper纸尿裤.（2000中考题）

199 乞丐 威胁 铁公鸡 I don't think I'll need any money but I'll bring some _once again_.Becuse these days，I happened to meet several beggars，they threaten me to take my coat away，if I didn't offer them 1 元.Do you think it's worth dialing 110? 拨打 （2000）

200 间 谍 培 训 从考试作弊开始 Your performance in the math test didn't reach required standard， _in other words_， you　failed to be a qualified spy .A good spy could get all the solutions from his neighbours,and shouldn't be noticed .But you copied nothing but let all examiners knew that you were cheating .所有考官都知道你在作弊
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